I have an exam today… On child development, not my particularly favourite domain 😭 let us hope wisdom fucking shines through me today hehe
I think you need to fall in love with the wrong person. I think you need to fight and cry and sweat and bleed and fail. I think you need to have bad relationships and bad breakups. I think you need all of that so that when the right person and the right relationship comes along you can sigh with relief and say, “Ah yes. That is how its supposed to feel.
A College Student’s Prayer
Give me coffee to change the things I can, vodka to accept the things I can’t, and friends who are sober enough to help me know the difference.
So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?
How you know finals are coming: College Edition
- Last week in class: 6 people
- This week in class: 106 people, 5 dogs, 2 cats, and a partridge in a pear tree.
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.